Turd Merchants of Death (2009)
Overview
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
Production Companies
Additional Info
| Budget | $5,000.00 |
|---|---|
| Revenue | $0.00 |
| Original Language | en |
| Popularity | 0.346 |
Directed By
Samuel Hines
Crew
Maile Kobayashi
Elliot Trout
Samuel Hines
Maile Kobayashi
Todd Frost
Gordon Koch
Samuel Hines
Ryan Simpson
Noah Arnold
Evan Hedges
Kaya Bersto
Dan Fissel-Painter
Noah Arnold
Jay Angelo
Gordon Koch
Reed Goodman
Erica Congelli
Samuel Hines
Mike Kilkenny-Patrick
Gordon Koch
Colby Graham
Elliot Trout
Ryan Simpson
Mike Kilkenny-Patrick
Andrew Martinez
Bradley Haag
Adam Smith
TOP CAST
Davis Lonergan
Happy Blonde Boy
Colby Graham
Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
Scott Hendry
Scott Toolbanger
Andrew Martinez
Shirtless Car Accident Victim
Ann Hines
Receptionist
Bill HInes
Mad Doctor
Jack Spanbauer
Himself
Adrian Tennant
Door Man
Adam Smith
Bartender
Andrew Martinez
Greasy Bar Guy
Kaya Bersto
Kaya
Canyon Castator
Canyon
Josh Steele
Josh
Sheila Cummings
Sarah Caruso
Mike Carroll
Mert T. Nertson
Mike Kilkenny-Patrick
Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself
Glen Gillingham
Cop
Gordon Koch
Preacher
Ryan McMurray
Longboarder
Reed Goodman
Reed
Alan G. Stratton
Hero Mechanic
Maile Kobayashi
Ditsy Customer
Jeremy Frankovis
"Fist" Mechanic 2
Lazer Rubenstein
Mechanic 3
Kevin Hohman
Zombie Driving Car
Rob Schelgel
Arm-biting Zombie
Alex Covey
Cash Eating Zombie
Jake Schefrin
Zombie Burrito Server 1
Amy Docktor
Zombie Burrito Server 2
Dan Leonard
Zombie Burrito Server 3
El Vortex
El Vortex
Jake Schefrin
Zombie Jake
Jeff Hulslander
Himself
Max Garson
Himself
Patrick Dykstra
Himself
Canyon Castator
Himself
Josh Steele
Himself
Elijah Moore
Himself
Todd Frost
Himself
Reed Goodman
Himself
Trick Factory
Himself
Dustin Hinshaw
Himself
Jeff Spiegel
Himself
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